"In the distance, I can almost hear an Italian cry."

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"RIP Italians. I do that sometimes to make them fit in the pan... and then, in the distance, I can almost hear an Italian cry."

"Dude as a Mexican, I discovered a level of bland in Canada that was only surpassed by my travels to Europe."

"It isn't a culinary crime... unless you're sober."

"This sort of looks like the 1970s threw up on a plate.."

Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.