"My town had a squirrel festival where we unveiled a new squirrel bridge."

"I used to work at a small town Dairy Queen, and we had a customer who would frequently just ride his lawn mower down the street to DQ after he finished mowing his lawn. We also had a piece of paper in the kitchen labeled 'the Rick burger,' so any new cooks knew what he got on his burger."

"My wife and I bought 'the Baker place' 20 years ago. It's still the Baker place, lol."

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