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the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

My boyfriend washed dishes and I haven’t said anything about it. He’s said “wow this kitchen looks spotless” twice since 8am

if you need a boyfriend just go to the project hail mary screening and act confused

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

I’ve just seen a woman who works at a pizza shop start a TikTok by saying “As a woman in pizza”

(flirting) so what’s your favorite war

I do not understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i'm in the shower twirling round like a fuckin kebab??

tupperware more like tupperWHERE is this fucking lid

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭

I saw my husband at his desk with his head in his hands & I thought something was really wrong. I went over to ask him if he was OK & he said, “I’m fine. there’s just not enough time to read all the books I want to read.”

(threateningly) i am going to make a spreadsheet

I bet the honeymoon period of joining a cult is fucking awesome

new york has the best museums!! for example right now i’m at The Duane Reade looking at a beautiful deodorant through the glass

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

my toxic trait is telling my cat he is a good little boy when he has actually been committing atrocities all day every day

correspondent on cnn portugal: these missiles can't reach portugal but *faint smile* they CAN reach spain

pov: your boomer parents bought their house in 1980 pic.twitter.com/3UAKnHzVpW

FACT: Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have the same middle name.

a year ago when my package was not only eaten but the delivery driver prolly watched it get eaten and jus reported it instead of intervening pic.twitter.com/ws5zCpg0Oa

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

mom, dad, this is the guy i exchange reels with

Sarah Michelle Gellar. What a load-bearing middle name. Sarah Gellar never could’ve been Buffy

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

It’s my dad’s time to shine https://t.co/FN4Cka3uNG

my friend's mom over dinner: "you don't understand what new york was like in the '90s. jfk jr was just......around!!!!!!!! rollerblading!!!!!!!!! and if you were a pretty girl you could always tell yourself today might be the day you'd meet him and he'd ask you out !!!!!!!!!!!"

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

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