"Congress is taking a two week recess ... FROM WHAT???? WHAT HAVE Y'ALL DONE TO DESERVE A SPRING BREAK????"

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Someone buy this man a beer“What’s your message to Congress?”“Fire ‘em all. My flight leaves in 16 minutes” pic.twitter.com/y8hGzEWpjv

You blew up an elementary school https://t.co/LVEQWJP2qL

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THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭"Iran 🇮🇷 wanted to make me their Supreme leader but i refused and said no thanks" - Donald Trump 🤣He has totally lost it pic.twitter.com/PcF2ds4LTB

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?CPAC CROWD: *cheers*SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer. pic.twitter.com/16jYBL9nSM

Just a random American traveler that coincidentally is also wearing a Charlie Kirk tshirt. https://t.co/GJfJfndemC

Jensen Huang is the president and CEO of Nvidia, BTW.

TRUMP: “We shot down three of our own planes with Patriot missiles. But it’s all good bc the pilots survived and are still flying today.”WHAT?!?! How embarrassing. And why is he acting like this is some great achievement? pic.twitter.com/N0GuwdSwE5

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Jessica: I love that you read a newspaper. Watters: I read more than you. Financial Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, New York Post.Jessica: And you still say this crap on TV after you've read all that? pic.twitter.com/DVdP90OO3P

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Mike Lindell was served with a lawsuit today while doing an interview at CPAC. pic.twitter.com/6zr0O37dD2

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate.“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.” pic.twitter.com/YZFinC3PZM

BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt is asked what Trump has to say to the young people who voted for no new wars and lower prices, now that he has taken us to war and prices of gas are going up.“President Trump is doing this for you. He’s doing this for young people”WTF? pic.twitter.com/y1X3BRxmRk

I’m begging you to watch the part where Pete puts his hand on the imaginary “throttle” and says “as long as it’s hard as is necessary” and watch Trump raise his eyebrows LMAO https://t.co/a3mHJcdZks

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