"Costco's hot dog. I will eat that thing like a rabid wolf, right there in the parking lot. And not garbage, delicious."

"The amount of crap that spray cheese gets on these forums is wild. It's convenient and tasty and I love it."

"Add some veggies, and it can be a solid meal. Made myself a lot of these while my mom was at work and I was solo at home."

"My other guilty pleasure is corn dogs. I don't love Pogos, so I make my own, but they're deep fried, terrible, and delicious."

"Sometimes a corn dog with mustard just hits the spot. I always want one when I see them eating it in the Princess Diaries!"

"You’re never too old to use Twizzlers as soda straws."

"I'm 45, no kids, and I'm keeping Uncrustables in business almost single-handedly."

"I read this as you eat seven hundred and eleven taquitos. I was about to say, damn."

"Kraft singles make the best grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s a hill I will die on."

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