We’re eager to see what these MAGA mouthpieces’ spins are going to be on this post.

In a comically lengthy Truth Social post published Thursday, President Donald Trump talked some serious smack about a few very prominent right-wing personalities — including Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones, Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson and former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)— who dared to disagree with him on Iran.

And if you don’t believe us about the length, here’s a screenshot.

Trump began his novella of a post by using the nuclear weapon excuse to defend his decision to attack Iran, and then moving on to say that Carlson, Kelly, Owens, and Jones all “have one thing in common, Low IQs.”

“They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too!” Trump wrote.

Trump then moved on to mock their careers by pointing out that several have been “thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV.”

And then — we can’t believe we’re actually writing this — Trump kind of cooked while explaining why.

“Because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some ‘free’ and cheap publicity,” he wrote.

The president moved on to write very personalized attacks for each of them. First up was Carlson, who was fired from Fox News in 2023.

“Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College,” Trump wrote. “He was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist!”

Then he moved on to Kelly — whom he’s clashed with in the past.

“Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, ‘Only Rosie O’Donnell,’ question,” Trump wrote. His remark was a reference to a 2015 GOP debate Kelly moderated in which Kelly asked Trump about his misogynistic rhetoric towards women on social media, with Kelly saying he’s referred to women as “‘fat pigs,’ ‘dogs,’ ‘slobs’ and ‘disgusting animals.’”

“Only Rosie O’Donnell,” Trump interjected at the time.

Next up in Trump’s meltdown was “‘Crazy’ Candace Owens” — and Trump did not mince his words while trashing the conspiracy theory Owens has been peddling on her podcast since 2024 about how France’s First Lady Brigitte Macron is a man — which prompted the first couple to file a defamation lawsuit against Owens in 2025.

“[Owens] accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit,” Trump wrote. “Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close!”

Trump then dug into “Bankrupt Alex Jones.”

“Who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax,” the president wrote.

Trump called all these “so-called ‘pundits’ LOSERS, and they always will be!” and criticized “Radical Left ‘News’ Organizations” for “‘hailing’ them, and giving them ‘positive’ press for the first time in their lives.”

And this is when Greene — who had a falling out with Trump over the release of Jeffrey Epstein files last year and has been criticizing ever since — got pulled into this mess.

“They’re not ‘MAGA,’ they’re losers,” Trump wrote about Carlson, Kelly, Owens and Jones. “Just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go ‘nasty,’ just like Marjorie ‘Traitor’ Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country.”

After claiming everyone he listed as having “no idea how to” actually be MAGA, he said:

“MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons,” Trump wrote. “MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO.”

He concluded by writing, “THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE ‘HOTTEST’ COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!” before signing off the post with his name and title.

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