Considering how Trump freaked out when he learned the meaning of TACO, it’s likely that the president won’t like the new acronym either...

We thought we were getting a TACO"Trump Always Chickens Out"But so far we are getting a NACHO "Not A Chance Hormuz Opens"(With appreciation to the trader who told me)

or is it FAJITAS 🤔FailureAtJostlingIranTowardsASettlement

It means to dance in Hindi. And we sure bet he’s dancing around the strait’s opening

Its a paradox. We got both a TACO and a NACHO. You can call it the whole enchilada. There's only so much one can stomach, and, eventually, we'll need to take a massive dump.

This article originally appeared in HuffPost.